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taylorkingctblr said: *grabs newspaper and whacks you with it*add more guns! the workshop people have been working there asses off!

Nope, I needed to add the double chin instead

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Now that you’ve all bought like $300 worth of games off the summer sale, you can go back to playing TF2, Dota2, or Skyrim.image

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antihidden said: Are you God?

No, just a cult leader.

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staticshock55 said: Gabe, I am a very happy Steam user. And I am also very amused with the cult following you have effortly amassed. My question is this: What do you actually think of this Cult of GabeN? You are practically a god to these people. Thanks, Static

Well, this cult seems pretty demanding, they’re always wanting hats which we have a shortage of, the really want unusual hats almost none exists. I’m pretty sure they’d blindly follow me into war also.

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sociopathecy said: When is half life 3 coming out?

When HL4 comes out.

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wontonmartin2005 said: Are you going to make half life 3 yet?

HA

no

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solotheyolorolo said: All-knowing ruler of the universe, who REALLY was the first president of the United States?

pootis

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dickmadeoutofvictory said: The chances of Half-Life 3 being released is lower than your metabolism. Would you agree?

Yep

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Did my Autum sales rape you wallet?

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oaksensei said: Do you want pretend to be a Ringo ?

How did you know?